Message from Philamon Crumpt

Fools! I laugh at your petty attempts at deduction. You, the Brotherhood have provided me with an endless source of amusement.

Did you not guess it already? I am Philemon Crumpt. And you have seen me before. What you say? You've never heard of me? Of course you have!

For I am Phil, "Mr. Los Vegas" Crumpt to you! And if you ever want to see your dear captain again you will follow my instructions to the letter. Details will be forthcoming.

Keep your stupid keys. Drink your nonsensical light. And toast.... toast your skulls.... for you never know whose skull it is you drink from. Perhaps Phineas' himself?

"Luck be a lady, tonight!"